Wait until you hear the lyrics
1) This is old, but then so are Zsa Zsa Gabor and Bruce Forsyth and that wouldn’t stop yo- hang on, that doesn’t work. Anyway, this is old but good: Ryan Babel doing an ostensibly heart-rending rap ballad that, if you believe the YouTube translation (and we do, because we’re [...]

A man jumping over a bull or some suchlike.
1) It’s not just Vincent Jones giving our greatest thespians sleepless nights here and here; there are plenty of other sportsmen who have taken off their boots to tread the boards. Stan Collymore surpasses all previous front-seat fumblings with Sharon Stone in the absurd opening scene of [...]

The 17-year-old Boris Becker on his way to his first Wimbledon title. Photograph: Getty Images
1) Wimbledon is but a womble away so whet your appetite with the top 10 points from last year. Then marvel at the most epic tie-break of all as John McEnroe takes on Bjorn Bjorg in the finest match to ever [...]