Markus Babbel, Pegguy Arphexad and Vladimir Smicer keep the bench warm under a delightful bedspread. Not Neil Mellor, though. He’s hard. Photograph: Matthew Ashton/Empics
“Who has the best collection of cup winners’ medals, without having even having been on the pitch in a final,” wondered Mark Ireland a fortnight ago.
Thomas Paternoster writes in to tell us [...]