Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp. Photograph: Glyn Kirk/AFP/Getty Images
Spurs. To paraphrase Edwin Starr, what are they good for? A laugh has been the short answer for most of the season, though in their new incarnation with Harry Hotspur at the helm they have already improved on absolutely nothing. On Wednesday night they scored the goal [...]

Don’t leave us Damien! Photograph: Lefteris Pitarakis/AP
Wah! The market is in turmoil, readers! There’s panic on the streets, red-braced, mobile phone-clutching men are vying for space on the window ledges. Fear, hysteria, slumps, slides and disaster loom. The market has crashed. We’re all doomed.
And how do we know the transfer market is in such trouble? [...]