Will it be an eff, or will it be a cee? Photograph: Craig Brough/AFP/Getty Images
Preamble Hello. Competitions are like Y-fronts: the tighter they are, the better they usually look. But even the most rabid Stone Islander would struggle to legitimately argue that the tight squeeze in the lower half of the Premiership - where just [...]

Pascal Zuberbühler will compete for the goalkeeper’s jersey with Mark Schwarzer at Craven Cottage. Photograph: Stuart Franklin/ Getty Images
Fulham have signed the Swiss international goalkeeper Pascal Zuberbühler on a year-long contract. The 37-year-old goalkeeper played in Switzerland’s final group match of the Euro 2008 championship against Portugal and has made 51 appearances for his country.
Zuberbühler [...]